The cinematic burger has been metaphoric, character-defining. They’ve also been MacGuffins, stars of their own music video, linguistic obstacles, and corded telephone props. Terry Crews pulled one out of his pants and handed one to an opponent on the football field. What can’t an on-screen cheeseburger do? To celebrate International Burger Day on May 28th, let’s count down the Top 15 cheeseburger moments in American cinema, ranked according to the quality/aesthetics of cheeseburger, narrative or character importance, and creative utility. In other words, it’ll be scientific, wholly arbitrary, and extra cheesy.